Privacy Policy

Last updated: June 2026

The short version. The Butt Stuff app does not require an account and does not track you. Your workout progress stays on your own device, not on our servers. Our website uses privacy-respecting analytics to count visits, but only if you accept cookies. We never sell your data.

Who we are

Butt Stuff is made by Had A Farm LLC ("we", "us"), based in Arkansas, USA. This policy explains what happens to your information when you use buttstuff.app and the Butt Stuff app.

What stays on your device

Your progress, completed workouts, settings, and unlock key are saved locally in your browser using standard web storage. This information stays on your device. We do not receive it and it is not sent to any server. Clearing your browser data or removing the app from your home screen deletes it.

What we collect when you buy

Unlocking the other trainers is a one-time purchase handled by Stripe, our payment processor. When you buy:

We do not use your email for marketing unless you separately ask us to.

Hosting and logs

The site and app are hosted on Cloudflare. Like most web hosts, Cloudflare automatically processes basic technical information needed to serve and protect the site, such as your IP address and request data, in its standard logs. We use this only to operate and secure the service.

Analytics on our website

The buttstuff.app marketing pages, meaning the website you are reading now, use Google Analytics 4 to understand how many people visit and where they arrive from. It uses cookies and only loads if you accept them in our cookie banner. If you decline, no analytics cookies are set and Google Analytics does not run. The Butt Stuff app itself contains no analytics or tracking of any kind. Google processes this data under its own privacy policy.

What we do not do

The providers we rely on

A small number of services help run Butt Stuff, each under its own privacy policy: Stripe for payments, Cloudflare for hosting and security, and Google Analytics for website traffic measurement, which runs only after you accept cookies. If we email you your unlock key, that message is sent through an email provider for that single purpose.

Children

Butt Stuff is intended for adults and is not directed to children under 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If you believe a child has provided us information, contact us and we will remove it.

Your choices

Because your progress lives on your device, you control it directly by clearing your browser data. For the purchase record we hold, you can contact us to access or delete it. Deleting that record may remove your ability to restore your unlock on a new device.

Changes to this policy

We may update this policy. If we make a significant change, we will update the date above and post the new version on this page.

Contact

Questions or requests: hello@hada.farm.

Butt Stuff offers general fitness guidance, not medical advice. See our Terms for the full health and safety notice.